Sunday, January 16, 2011

George W. Bush: Your Country Needs You

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Saturday brought even more insanity when one of the victims of the Tucson shooting yelled: "your dead!" at Tucson Tea Party leader Trent Humphries. Of course, the craziness began oozing out on twitter shortly after the heinous attack occurred. I suppose the progressive political vitriol will never relent.

One explanation for this is that progressive and liberal demand for deranged invective exceeds the supply of people to blame. Therefore, we must fix this critical market failure by increasing America's supply of scape goats!

As has been pointed out by Michele Malkin and Markos Krugman, George W. Bush, first elected to the Presidency in 2000, has a long history of satiating lefty derangement syndromes. It is incumbent upon him to share the blood libels and other hate currently directed at Sarah Palin. To do otherwise would be unchivalrous.

Therefore, I'm calling on President George W. Bush to run for Congress in the great state of Texas.

Whether he should run for Senate or House is really a decision for him. Kay Bailey Hutchinson has announced that she will retire from the Senate; however, it would upset the pecking order of the state GOP if he were to elbow his way to the front of the line in that race. Given that Texas will gain four seats in the House, I think it would be more politically astute for him to seek election as a Representative. This would also put him in rarefied company, since the only other person to serve in the House of Representatives after serving as President is John Quincy Adams.

Update: Thanks for the link from Gateway Pundit who has much more on Eric Fuller!

2 comments:

DugasAJ said...

That is one fine idea. G.W. Bush is one hell of a man and his mere presence would embarrass the posers.

spikestl said...

" Watch this, Boys. Let me show you how to take some Heat!"